A mum took a stroll down a shopping mall aisle
A rep saw the mum and it made him smile
Where are you going to looking so amazing?
Come for a chat about new double glazing
It’s terribly nice of you Rep – but No
I have to make lunch for my Gruffalo
A Gruffalo, What’s a Gruffalo?
A Gruffalo, why didn’t you know?
She’s 2 feet tall, with slightly curly hair
She could knock you flat with her toddler glare
Where are you meeting her?
Here by this shop
And her favourite food, is glazed Rep Chop!
Glazed Rep Chop, I’m off Rep said
He turned on his heels and away he sped
Silly old Rep doesn’t he know, my daughters a toddler, not a Gruffalo
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